What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mines Excavated:	1068
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ores Mined:	7321
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mines Excavated:	2271
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Farms Harvested:	631
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	8310	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Animals Bred:	75	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2494	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	263
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.