What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mines Excavated:	4928
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	653
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ores Mined:	3992	Magic Items Found:	2761
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Potions Brewed:	103
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crops Grown:	9431

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	631	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	56	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	2114

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Animals Bred:	34	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.