What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kingdom of Light

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Discover Valon, an engaging SMP Minecraft server packed with Lands, mcMMO, Jobs, EliteMobs, and AngelChest! Dive into a rich and immersive world where you can stake your claim, develop unique abilities, explore exciting careers, challenge powerful mobs, and safeguard your valuable loot. Become a part of the Valon community and set off on an extraordinary journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mineage

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

OG Factions revived. Classic factions features and simple raiding. We encourage players to grind through semi-vanilla methods to get their economy and base up. We are a PvP-based factions server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1076	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CorbaWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Corba-World! We are an open and welcoming community! We pride ourselves in our closeness with the community and transparency!We stay true to our promises and here is our first promise to you! We promise to be dedicated to bringing you and enjoyable time on our server!We’re looking forward to seeing you in game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Potions Brewed:	105
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MINOR

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Do you know Majnr? So you shouldn’t miss even a single official Majnr community server!The server was officially launched on 1/12/2021 as a response to a call from players from Gejmr’s pre-MAJNR test server. A community of super players was created on the server, who found new friends within two days and started creating together. The test server was not intended for normal gaming and was canceled immediately after the end of testing.And that’s exactly where we started. We gathered players from the server and launched our test server where we set up plugins and voicechat before the official launch of the community Majnr server!As of this moment, we have reunited this community of players and continue on our own ground. The server is available for free to anyone who would like to join us! – So don’t hesitate and join us, the only official Majnr community server!And last but not least, we are the only server that YouTubers from Majnru know about, so you can meet them once in a while here too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The bakery

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3079	Enchantments Applied:	266

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Emeralds Found:	8738

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
New Chunks Explored:	347296	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	111	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1758	Dimension Hops:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!