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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mines Excavated:	2865	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ores Mined:	4145
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	4299	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	86
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	874171
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5350	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	98	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.