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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	95
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Crops Grown:	8254	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Animals Bred:	152	Enchantments Applied:	279
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2604
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Items Found:	7451
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7441	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crops Grown:	6089	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Void Armor Forged:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragons Tamed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	239	Ores Mined:	4090
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!