What The Frick Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adoption, Backlash, Communication, Community, controversy, criticism, Diversity, FRICK, inclusion, internet culture, linux kernel mailing list, LKML, Minecraft, online behavior, programming, smp, Social Issues, Software Development, Technology, transgender language, what are they doing, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	7407

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	821	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kragmc

Survival

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5883	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	208
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2003	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5587	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2864
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.