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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	897173	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	544

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	7744
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Potions Brewed:	35
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.