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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Farms Harvested:	581
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Zombie Dances:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Secret Passages Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	6502
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	986
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dragons Tamed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Farms Harvested:	386

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2685	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	204140	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	5495	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Void Gems Collected:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	224
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.