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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Emeralds Found:	2355
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	4955
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Villages Defended:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2214	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Items Found:	2798

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Towns Built:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	1659	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!