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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	7926
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Features: – Anti-P2W; while there are donor ranks, as well as purchasable cosmetics, we have striven to keep prices and perks reasonable and not game (or wallet!) breaking. – Survival with keepInv, /warps, and /homes! – Custom breeding requirements – berries instead of random items! – Legendary/Shiny/Megaboss/UB announcements & tracking! – Hunts, global market, wondertrades, and more! – Player-built and player-run gyms! – Weekly tournaments! – The ability to team up with others and create guilds! – A beautiful spawn village with helpful and informative NPCs to start you on your journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Animals Bred:	118	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	8202

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Mythic and Magic is a server with a mythical feeling. There’s different Elf races to choose from, quests to complete, ability to claim land, ability to toggle PVP and server cosmetics such as pets, mounts & emotes! It’s a welcoming, lovely community feel! We also have Hunger Games & Spleef! We hope to see you there <3

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	4284	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Emeralds Found:	9018

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	29	Magic Items Found:	7355
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8672	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!