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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Crops Grown:	9701	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Quailiens is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	127	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3274	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	2176
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2704
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4129	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7826
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	586	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!