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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KaosCraft – Hub – Towny – Faction

Creative, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Welcome To KaosCraft, We have been running servers since Feb 2012, weve had a great result from running these server, so now weve thought why not make KaosCraft bigger! So we have, We have upgraded to a “Hub” server with 16GB ram! We are now running 4 servers!

Towny: Kaoscraft is known for our towny server! Our towny server is a friendly server with no pvp, Weve got different kind of plugins what makes the server fun aswell there are different ways to earn money in this server, You can earn money by Killing mobs, Selling items, Using the auction. You can also donate to earn amazing perks like /fly and /gamemode 1

Faction: Our Faction server is a fun server which has pvp. weve got amazing plugins to make the raiding alot more better and the pvp-ing alot more funer! Weve got a Anti-Logger plugin so if someone logs out there npc is there for 5 seconds and they disapear. Aswell we make the raiding better by letting you destroy obsidian with 3 tnt!

Creative: Our Creative server is a fun server, weve got a plugin that generates plots, The plots are all protected to no one can grief your designs! All normal players have one plot but if your a VIP you get unlimted plots! The plots are 64×64!

Rpg: Our RPG server is a Role Playing Server, There are towns in this server but aswell there are Quests and God, You basically take a role in this server and then you just act your role in the server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Raid Craft

Factions, FTB, KitPvP, PvP, Towny

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Village Craft Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Hello!

The Village Craft Network is a fun and enjoyable place.

We have been open since 2012 and have many fun years hosting a fun town building community server.

What are you waiting for? Come and join to find out more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sverrecraft vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a vanilla server (it is bukkit because i need a control panel that need a bukkit plugin but it is no commands like spawn and warp so it feel like it is vanilla) You can explore as far as you want and there is no limits in what you can do, the only limits is the limits built in to vanilla.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	6871	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Zelos

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Zelos is a mostly vanilla Minecraft v1.7.8 server with a few plugins to ensure things run smoothly and fair for everyone. At its core, Zelos is a PVP Survival server. Are you tough enough to handle a vanilla survival server? Come join us and find out. Band up with your friends using Clans (no friendly fire!), head off in any direction and start your secret base. Or simply play by yourself and ask to join an existing clan.

Stick around for a while and you’re automatically rewarded with free gear, experience points and in-game cash. Stick around long enough and obtain Veteran rank and perks for free. Zelos also has weekly PVP arena battles where the winner gets an enchanted item of choice!

We’ve been working closely with the PVPArena plugin developer to bring you a massive and unique automated PVP Arena that is complete with TURRETS, random chest loot, powerups, different fighting classes and rewards for the victor.

Don’t even think about logging out in the middle of battle, or you will be instakilled and lose all of your inventory in the process, including your player head!

Want to have some fun with your friends and troll your enemies? Donate for VIP or XVIP (permanent ranks!) and obtain the ability to disguise yourself as an innocent looking mob. Be careful, though; as soon as you strike someone or they hit you, your disguise is blown!

Want to be the ultimate troll? Gain a clan’s trust, get them to tp you to their base, steal all of their stuff, retire from their clan and then use all the loot to start your own powerful clan! No holds barred at Zelos! Anything goes!

Zelos has friendly staff that are not ban-happy like most other sites. (Nobody has full op or gm1, not even owner, so don’t bother asking.) We may mute you if you become annoying in chat, but bans are very rare at Zelos.

Come PVP with us at Zelos!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TheGrimServer

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

I Am Not The Owner, But Please, Join! I Am Eager To See You On!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bending PvP

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

This is a Factions/PvP/Bending server with a variety of other fun addons. Join now and see for yourself! People searching for staff ranks may apply on this server.

God stuff drop parties can start in this server 😉

Info for Nerds: Running on i5 with 14 gigs of dedicated ram and badass connectivity…

*Added free creative world with /warp creative!* *Added Forum at http://matrixnetwork.org/Forum/*

Runs on CraftBukkit 1.7.2 R0.3

PLUGINS: Bending plugin, 1vs1, Mob Arena, McMMO, Factions, Survival Games, Sign Shop and the generally helpful bukkit plugins!

Owner: ultraman245

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Farms Harvested:	715

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MCP-MCS.com

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to MCP-MCS.com! We are an incredible hub server containing every game type you could ever want! We currently offer the following:

– Factions – Survival – Sky Wars – Sky Block – Creative – Prison – Hunger Games – KitPvP – and more!

We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure minimal downtime and optimal performance with virtually no lag. Come check us out today to see what an amazing experience GotPvP can be for you 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PvPDojo

KitPvP, PvP

Minecraft KitPvP Server. Online since 2013.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ObsidianCraft

Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Obsidiancraft!

Our server has just been through a major reset! We are currently running a unique Survival server with over 40 epic plugins, and awesome perks! Try ObsidianCraft’s new Survival 2.0 server to experience the best possible extended-vanilla Minecraft experience!

We also have a large, endless-opportunity SkyBlock server! With over 50 challenges and various perks, experience a great, unique SkyBlock experience!s

ObsidianCraft has been reborn, and has just re-opened. Hop online to experience ObsidianCraft 2.0!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Beast Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Beast Factions! In the Beast Factions you can expect to find a survival type server with hardcore factions! We allow greifing and raiding of all kinds! Also on Beastfactions we have extremely cheep donator ranks with amazing items in the kits which can be respawned every two days!There is a diversity of people on the server who are always ready for pvp and others who are amazing at building! So come on down and begin your very enjoyable stay at Beast Factions!

Our Website: http://beastfactions.net/ Our Server IP Pvp.beastfactions.net Our Teamspeak IP Ts3.beastfactions.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Items Found:	8285

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Simply Minecraft | Simple Voice Chat | Vanilla SMP | 16+ ONLY

Survival, Vanilla, Voicechatmod

Hey there!

I made this small server with the intent of getting a few dedicated players who are interested in a mostly vanilla experience with some hermitcraft-like features. As it is a mostly vanilla experience, we are whitelist only at the moment. You can join the server by joining our discord and putting your username in the whitelist channel.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Vanillabean 1.20.2 || 2yr Anniversary!

Community, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasmp

Welcome to VanillabeanSMP

If you have been looking for a classic semi vanilla SMP with a focus on a tightly-knit small community, then you have come to the right place. After years of trying to find a server that is a simple semi vanilla SMP, without garbage like Kits, Sethome, Tp, or even keep inventory (just why), we got tired of waiting and created our own. Simply put, Vanillabean is a place of community that has evolved from humble beginnings of all of us getting bodied by hard mode skeletons into a thriving trade-based society with rules and laws made by our players. Come join an ever-growing community of players and leave your mark on the server’s history. Our worlds have no plans to EVER be reset, unless the sun explodes or something. Also, we have jobs, so don’t worry about us running out of Grandma’s Christmas money; we can actually afford to pay for the server.

What makes us stand out:

Court System: The Vanillabean court system works as the superficial rules of the server, they can be changed/altered by the players. If you want something changed DO IT you the players own the server and we mean it!Run for office!: Using the court system mentioned above run for judge/mayor of Vanillabean!Advanced cheat&grief protection: No need to worry about claims etc with active staff and advanced plugins all damage can be reverted.Chill community: All servers claim to have a chill relaxing community but we bring it to life, with advanced integration seamless clean discord layout, it is genuinely a nice place to hang out.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uSDJhSQS9G

IP: mc.Vanillabean.lol

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Esrock

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Esrock is a fun and open community of friends from all around the world who enjoy building and talking. As long as you respect other people and their builds, you are welcome to join our community. For more info on each aspect of our server go to our website and forums: www.esrock.net or just visit us in game: smp.esrock.net

The mission of Esrock is to provide the best available outlets for community and friendships to form, individuals to grow and develop, all while keeping things simple.

We have survival (with factions) and creative (regular and flat) worlds. Plus many mini-games to keep you busy (Cops and Robbers, PVP arena, King of the Ladder, mazes, etc).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players Assembly SMP Factions

Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Player’s Assembly is a community driven factions, warfare, economy, and RPG server. We’ve been operating since 2012, and have been branded as both ‘Harbor Way’ and ‘AuburnMC’. This server places an emphasis on plugins and datapacks related to technology, warfare, transportation, and general aesthetics. Player’s Assembly also features a working proximity voice chat that allows players to talk to each other in-game while connected to correct Discord channel. A full list of datapcks & plugins are available under the mod list tab. We continuously update all features on the server, including the base MC version, mods, plugins, and any client side addon support.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.