come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Ores Mined: 7385
Gods Slained: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Dimension Hops: 4
Enchantments Applied: 84 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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