Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Potions Brewed:	160	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4378
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Dimension Hops:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9942	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2164
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Items Found:	4374	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Animals Bred:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	3

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Void Gems Collected:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchantments Applied:	284	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	New Chunks Explored:	37844
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org