Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Buildings Constructed:	29
Votes:	9188	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Animals Bred:	107	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Votes:	5268	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7005	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9472
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	7634
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org