Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, Witty

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	6698
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

ny2.tect.host:1319

DarkCraft

Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

darksoul.fun

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

otc.myserver.gs:2000

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Emeralds Found:	5373
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Runes Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

play.cyphercraft.xyz

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	93
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dimension Hops:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

37.10.122.72:25714

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

play.proximityempire.fun:19132

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

play.coffeerushmc.net

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

====== 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘𝐏𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐋 ======𝑱𝑨𝑽𝑨 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵: IP : legacypixel.sytes.net:25128𝑩𝑬𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 : IP : legacypixel.sytes.net PORT : 25128==================================== 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 ==================================== 𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐆 24/7 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

legacypixel.sytes.net:25128

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

mcs.nivalora.com:23840

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

bloodmc.joingame.network

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	120
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9832	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

play.lpib.net

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

play.reveriemc.xyz

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Potions Brewed:	137
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	156498
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7143	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

gaia.sparked.network:25608

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	484800	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Farms Harvested:	801	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

bleachevolved.modded.fun

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6589	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756