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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep stampedes through your base, leaving nothing but destruction in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, only to be interrupted by a horde of zombie pigmen joining in on the fun?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and will stop at nothing to rule the server with an iron beak. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you dare to challenge their rule?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	277331	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1930	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineFall

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

What is the server IP for MineFall? The server IP for both bedrock and java is mc.Minefall.eu How do I play on the MineFall Minecraft server on Java? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and inp MineFall supports Minecraft version: 1.19, you may also use any other newer or lower versions to connect and play on the server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	1701
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CoppitCraft

Survival

CoppitCraft! Available to both Bedrock and Java players. A friendly, mainly Vanilla survival server with an added protected plot world to keep your valuables safe and simple shops to sell items to other players. If plots and shops are not your thing you can just head out into the wilderness for the full Vanilla experience. 🙂 Many of us are small YouTubers who create content on the server, if you feel like joining a growing group of content creators come along and join in.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	50	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PetrichorMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RLCraft – Merciful Sufferings

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Three RLCraft Servers in one! You can select a Server to your own liking!– PvE with KeepInvntory and Landclaim– PvP without KeepInventory and with Landclaim– PvP in pure Anarchy Style, no Claims, no Economy, only basic Commands. Your choice!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	169	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Flocraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Farms Harvested:	265	New Chunks Explored:	725079

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Null Network

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Null Network is a survival server that focuses on becoming a unique survival experience. Using a resourcepack we created, we made unique weapons and mobs that seperates us from other servers! Features: – Unique Weapons: * Katanas * Greatswords * Quarterstaffs * Daggers * Magical Instruments (Flute, Guitar, Harp, Bell) * More is under development!* – Custom naturally spawning mobs around the wilderness. – Quests with unique Dialogue GUI. – And many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: dw.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.