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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep stampedes through your base, leaving nothing but destruction in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, only to be interrupted by a horde of zombie pigmen joining in on the fun?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and will stop at nothing to rule the server with an iron beak. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you dare to challenge their rule?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Items Found:	5147	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ores Mined:	7212
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	496
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	454938	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	7202
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Emeralds Found:	508
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	704028
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	647842	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.