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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep stampedes through your base, leaving nothing but destruction in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, only to be interrupted by a horde of zombie pigmen joining in on the fun?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and will stop at nothing to rule the server with an iron beak. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you dare to challenge their rule?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	7584	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

iMinecrafting Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

With multiple servers that make up our network, we are a Spanish-speaking Minecraft community. Create your story, join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VirarithMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Items Found:	6487
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crops Grown:	4542	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	9258
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4856	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9462	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	3845
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	173
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Buildings Constructed:	46	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2651
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	1104	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	656	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Endless Night Skies:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!