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| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2082 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3303 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!
Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!
Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 7685 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.
So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 173 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2233 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for intense battles in games like Helldivers 2, where you can blow stuff up with your friends in the most democratic way possible. Or how about Vermintide 2, where you can fight off hordes of rat-men with your buddies? It’s like a rodent-infested party that you definitely don’t want to miss.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got updates on updates, like Darktide’s Path of Redemption and Helldivers 2’s Warbond release. Plus, we’ve got crazy future games like Killing Floor 3 and Den Of Wolves that will blow your mind.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs trust falls when you can have explosive battles and epic adventures with your friends? See you there, adventurer!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8889 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Witness the crazy antics of a girl who shows NSFW content to underage players and defends incestuous relationships. She’s like a wild card that you never know what she’ll do next. And don’t forget about her friend who compares her to a sheep from the doomverse, but with a twist – she’s a Fujoshi drawer named Ankari draw. Can you handle the madness of this server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 653657 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hentai-themed builds, wincest roleplays, egirls selling virtual feet pics, and even a section dedicated to ex-wives seeking revenge!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with players who are just as twisted as you are. From footjob competitions to girlfriend stealing quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner perv run wild! Just remember to use the secret code to gain access: 05d70f847463dffebe085e92374d262b842a65e270a8bdcd54f083ada1abf6462a (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any therapy bills incurred after joining our server)
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5467 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 178 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Leave your old server behind and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 238 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1955 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
