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| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.
So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 609730 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.
But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.
And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 404 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1123 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Minewind and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Potions Brewed: | 133 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.
Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.
Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Animals Bred: | 120 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3346 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8603 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just playing a regular game of Minecraft. Little did they know, they stumbled upon a secret hidden feature – a Medical Grade Laser! Yes, you read that right. This laser wasn’t just any ordinary laser, it had the power to heal players, cure zombie pigmen, and even give you a fabulous new haircut!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and downright weird world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, always wear your sunglasses when using the Medical Grade Laser. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 65 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
