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| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4708 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9355 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and jaw-dropping adventures. Our server is so insane that even Judge Lehrmann and Higgins would be impressed by the chaos we bring to the Minecraft world.
Forget about peaceful mining and building, our server is all about causing disruption and chaos! Just like the pro-Palestine protesters in Melbourne, we will shake things up and keep you on your toes.
And if you’re looking for some excitement, look no further than our server where it’s “obvious” that even the Bondi attacker would feel right at home. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and gasping for more!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 135 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 446 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a dancing llama out of diamond blocks.
Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t worry about posting or reading anything here – we promise you won’t be bored for a second!
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a revelation when you can have a wild, wacky time on our server?
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Rumor has it he still roams the land, searching for the ultimate crafting recipe that will unlock the secrets of the universe.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into the abyss.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky Minecraft server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even drawing a girl and calling it a boy!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7015 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes in exchange for a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 115 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 126 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil chickens. These weren’t your ordinary chickens, oh no. These chickens were armed with diamond swords and were ready to take down anyone who dared to challenge them. But our brave player fought valiantly, using nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. And guess what? They emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and chicken nuggets for days.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. That’s right, these explosive little guys know how to boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, they might even teach you their signature dance move – the TNT twist.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens and always be ready to bust a move with the dancing creepers. See you in the game!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a potato. But this wasn’t just any potato statue – it was a flying potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! And guess what? It actually worked! The potato flew around the server, blasting everything in its path with laser beams. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure genius.
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and their wits. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a crown made out of feathers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all about friendship, fun, and of course, tards. Let’s make some epic memories together!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and politics to come out on top. And if that’s not enough, how about trying your hand at the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll have to serve up piping hot bowls of ramen to hungry players while fending off rival ramen shops?
But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll face off against a heavy armor-clad boss in a battle of epic proportions. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not try your luck at the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate the bustling city streets while dodging obstacles and enemies at every turn.
With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community like no other, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 345 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and witness the epic deranking adventures of our idols, from Nina plummeting in Master 1 to Matatabi struggling in Master 2. And let’s not forget about Elu deranking in Expert 3 – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!
But wait, there’s more! Toki’s nail-biting close call in a Daisangen ranked match will have you on the edge of your seat. And Tileman’s transformation into a kekxpert is something you have to see to believe!
Looking for some jong chuubas to follow? We’ve got you covered with a list of up-and-coming talents that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And don’t miss out on our exclusive Jong news, from Khubie’s upcoming tournament to Tileman’s shocking fall from grace. It’s drama, excitement, and mahjong madness all rolled into one!
But the real cherry on top is Kaavi’s fortune readings, where today’s lucky yaku is Yakuhai! Honor pons await you, so join our server now and dominate the competition with the ultimate defense strategy!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon that will protect them from any creepers that dare to come near.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2396 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4333 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 145 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.
But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.
Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 199 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
