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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4184 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 8277 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can live out your wildest fantasies of leeching off welfare, committing crimes, and even… gulp… raping women!
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! We’ve got special plugins that make stealing from your neighbors and evading the police a blast. And our custom-built rape dungeon is sure to keep you on the edge of your seat (or bed)!
So come on down to our server and let your inner criminal out to play. Just remember, it’s all in the name of good, clean, virtual fun!