Welcome to BreadCraft, where the only thing crustier than the bread is our jokes!

Server Name:	BreadCraft
Type:	Survival SMP
Features:	– Application-based economy– Vanilla Tweaks player head drops– Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+
Application:	Apply here

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	195
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	174	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1712

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Star Shards Collected:	193

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crops Grown:	7050	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	9188

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Emeralds Found:	9917	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Items Found:	3761
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	8539
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	115	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Love Letters Sent:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	458321	Potions Brewed:	111

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Welcome to BreadCraft, where the only thing crustier than the bread is our jokes!

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Updated September 30, 2024

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MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

Updated September 30, 2024

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

Updated September 30, 2024

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

Updated September 30, 2024

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

Updated September 30, 2024

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

Updated September 30, 2024

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

Updated September 30, 2024

Crafty Cows & Creepers

Updated September 30, 2024

Brits Gone Wild

Updated September 30, 2024

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

Updated September 30, 2024

Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

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Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

Updated September 30, 2024