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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7658 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3901 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Farms Harvested: | 996 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!