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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6163 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 678 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 761 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!