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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4888 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4038 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!