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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 657 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!