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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3368 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9049 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Votes: | 4086 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!