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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	3659	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4803
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Items Found:	2090	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
New Chunks Explored:	810159	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	277	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Animals Bred:	185

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	138	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2043
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	358

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Chimeras Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Villages Defended:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Love Letters Sent:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	660757	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	104	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	851	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Animals Bred:	59	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net