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Players:	95/200	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Villages Defended:	17

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Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	269

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Votes:	8633
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Towns Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Animals Bred:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	6353
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3579	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	2043	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Towns Built:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Votes:	8633
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Animals Bred:	77	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net