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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4815 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2961 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Our server is so casual, you can show up whenever you want without worrying about being fired from your job like that poor cook at the county fair. And don’t worry about checking dates, because we don’t even have a calendar in Minecraft! Plus, our only planning involves crafting the perfect diamond sword to slay some creepers.
So ditch the drama and join our server for a stress-free, slap-in-the-face-free good time. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with wedding invite drama.