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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9096 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4586 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
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