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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9809 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!