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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1130 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 220 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!