Looking for a Minecraft server that will pay you to avoid annoying family members? Look no further! Join our server and earn $2,000 just for keeping away from that one player who always ruins your fun.

We understand the struggle of dealing with toxic relatives, so why not make some cash while you game? Plus, if you’re lucky, maybe your family will finally start listening to your boundaries.

Don’t be a baby like the player who couldn’t take a joke at the wedding. Join our server and game in peace, all while making bank. Who knew avoiding family drama could be so profitable?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Secret Passages Found: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

    KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!
    LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Stairway to Minecraft Fun

    Stairway to Minecraft Fun
    LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

    ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Animals Bred: 64 Endless Legions Commanded: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • = HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

    = HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server
    We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9232
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Ores Mined: 3807
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

    The Heel Minecraft SMP Show
    Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • AutisticSisMCServer

    AutisticSisMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

    Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

    Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BlockPartyFamVacay

    BlockPartyFamVacay
    Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

    Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Void Gems Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

    FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 5990
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Mines Excavated: 2556

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Emeralds Found: 879
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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