Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without any toxic friends trying to sabotage your relationships. Our server is a drama-free zone where the only thing blowing up is TNT, not your friendships.
Forget about Save The Dates for weddings you don’t want to attend – on our server, the only date you need to worry about is the release date for the next update. Plus, we promise that none of our players will talk smack about you behind your back or try to set you up with their friends.
So come join us for a hilarious and lighthearted Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about the real world drama. Who needs fake friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to play with you? See you on the server!
