Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without any toxic friends trying to sabotage your relationships. Our server is a drama-free zone where the only thing blowing up is TNT, not your friendships.
Forget about Save The Dates for weddings you don’t want to attend – on our server, the only date you need to worry about is the release date for the next update. Plus, we promise that none of our players will talk smack about you behind your back or try to set you up with their friends.
So come join us for a hilarious and lighthearted Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about the real world drama. Who needs fake friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to play with you? See you on the server!
