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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1974 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
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