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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2538 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
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