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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9903 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.