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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2049 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5766 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
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