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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6184 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
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