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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8563 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.