Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Towns Built: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • New MC

    New MC

    This is a Bulgarian minecraft SMP server with many options for the player. Various shops are built, you can build any kind of farm (as long as it doesn’t crash the server), there are restarts and interruptions only when you really need to. Join our community now and let’s have fun together!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CTE2

    CTE2

    Self-hosted non-profit Craft To Exile 2 mod server is looking for players Version: 1.20.1 Modpack version: 0.6.2 Mod pack features: adventure, RPG, multiple worlds, etc. Module package size: about 300 pieces Adopt manual review whitelist system Via private messaging IP Detailed information will be posted in Discord

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Passport Bro Minecraft Server

    Passport Bro Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Is this gonna be on the murderts?

    Minecraft SMP: Is this gonna be on the murderts?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

    Our server is so wild that even the mobs have formed their own society and are plotting to overthrow the players.

    And don’t worry about getting banned for griefing, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    So come join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Animals Bred: 123 Buildings Constructed: 33

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NauticMC

    NauticMC

    Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 263

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 131
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is where the Producer’s twin ended up after getting lost in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a chance to uncover the mystery of the missing twin. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Better Than The OC Minecraft SMP

    Better Than The OC Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the absolute bomb-diggity! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes (seriously, they should go on tour).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, challenge a pack of creepers to a dance-off, and have a pet dragon named Steve? Trust us, this server is lit AF and you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans. Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Goals Minecraft Server

    Blocky Goals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old objectives? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 8217
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Potions Brewed: 179

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MapleCraft Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the best of Canadian culture in pixelated form! Forget America lite, we’ve got poutine-powered creepers, hockey stick swords, and beavers building dams out of diamond blocks. Join us for a chance to ride a moose into battle, apologize to zombies for killing them, and build igloos that double as secret bases. So come on, eh? Join our server, where the maple syrup flows like water and the Tim Hortons never runs out of coffee!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Country Politics Minecraft SMP

    Country Politics Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the boring old politics in your country? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only politics you’ll find are deciding who gets the last diamond in the chest. No more debates, just pure blocky fun!

    Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4588 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Wawa’s Kiara Minecraft Server

    Wawa’s Kiara Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for Happy Happy Wawaween, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret dimension where you can ride pineapples, a pathway that leads beyond the way to insanity, and a fiery and icy adventure that will leave you breathless.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a Takotori MC event where you can battle it out with chickens, a Myth Reunion that will blow your mind, and a Mirage 3D Anniversary Live that will make you question reality itself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour, where you can witness the most epic performances from your favorite virtual idols. Plus, we have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ””/数字/ – JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP””

    ””/数字/ – JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a virtual adventure like no other, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of Japanese Vtubers, each with their own unique powers and abilities. From Aogiri Highschool to VPI Cafe, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you befriend the mysterious Dot Live or challenge the mighty Hololive to a duel? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and become a legend in the world of virtual reality! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of 2434 or stumble upon the legendary Idolm@ster vα-liv. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CobblePunk

    CobblePunk

    CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!

    we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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