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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 345 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is a wild mix of Redditors and 4chan users trying to coexist peacefully (spoiler alert: it never works).
Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.
But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.
