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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8487 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8257 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!
