Water MC Server

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	5303	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4212	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

**Server Info:** **24/7 Availability:** Our server is always online, ready for you to join the fun at any time! **Game Modes:** – **KitPVP:** Engage in thrilling PvP battles with custom kits and arenas. – **Murder Mystery:** Unravel the mystery as you hunt down the murderer or avoid being caught! – **TNT Run:** Test your agility and survival skills in this fast-paced game of TNT parkour. – **Parkour:** Challenge yourself with various parkour courses and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. – **Survival:** Explore, build, and survive in our survival world with friends! Join us for an exciting Minecraft experience like no other!

us.nether.host:10365

Vanilla Playground

3 years old server, Anarchy, anarchy server, build with friends, classical survival, creative freedom, explore together, Griefing allowed, limitless creativity, mcvpg, modern version, no plugins, No Resets, No Rules, Playground, survival server, team gameplay, true Minecraft experience, unexplored territories, unregulated, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make.

Classical survival on modern version that has been up for 3 years, grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It is a classic anarchy server with no rules.
Are there any plugins installed on the server?	No, the server is plugin-free for a pure vanilla experience.
Is the server regularly reset?	No, the server has been up for 3 years with no resets.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can join the Discord server to find a team to play with.

Nordic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, Acquisition, aggression, Conflict, Conquest, Crafters, denmark, Diplomacy, economic gain, force, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Military, Négotiation, Nordic, power dynamics, profit, Sell, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3916
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’re like the Denmark of Minecraft servers, except we ain’t selling nothin’! We’re all about takin’ what we want by force, like a bunch of crazy blocky warriors. So if you wanna get in on the action and make some mad profit, you better join us now! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

AnimalLoverMC SMP

animal, Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal facts, animal habitats, animal kingdom, animal lovers, animal species, animal trivia, AnimalLoverMC, cute animals, domestic animals, Favorite, favorite animal, furry friends, Mammals, pet lovers, Pets, smp, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crops Grown:	5584
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a whole gang of pandas riding on llamas. And not just any llamas, these llamas are wearing diamond armor and shooting lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild, man.

But wait, it gets even better. The whole server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret underground base filled with treasure. And get this, the only way to access the base is by solving riddles written in pig Latin. It’s like a Minecraft version of National Treasure, but with more feathers.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party hosted by a DJ skeleton named Skelly Beats? Yeah, it’s lit.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who doesn’t want to hang out with a bunch of pandas on laser-shooting llamas? It’s a no-brainer, bro.

NoFearCraft

Bravery, conquering fears, courage, facing fears, FEARLESS, fearless actions, fearless attitude, fearless choices, fearless living, fearless living challenge, fearless mindset, living boldly, no fear, NoFearCraft, overcoming fear, personal growth, pushing boundaries, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Do you ever wonder what you would try if you had no fear? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft server, you can do anything and everything without a care in the world! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? We encourage it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

Join our server for the ultimate adrenaline rush and the chance to live life on the edge (literally, if you decide to build your house on a cliff). Who needs fear when you have unlimited possibilities and endless fun waiting for you? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

KimJongCraftLaborCamps

authoritarian rule, Dictatorship, Divorce, family separation, forced labor, harsh punishments, human rights abuses, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Nam, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un regime, KimJongCraftLaborCamps, labour camps, marriage laws, North Korea, oppressive regime, political control, social control, totalitarianism

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	141	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so this server is like if Kim Jong-un was in charge of Minecraft, but instead of sending people to labour camps, he sends divorcing couples! like imagine you and your Minecraft spouse are like “we’re breaking up” and then BOOM you’re in a labour camp mining diamonds for eternity. but don’t worry, the labour camps are actually just really cool dungeons filled with loot and epic boss battles. so come join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being sent to a labour camp by a dictator, but also have a great time playing Minecraft! it’s like a twisted version of The Bachelor meets Hunger Games meets Minecraft. come join now before Kim Jong-un changes his mind and sends everyone to the Nether!

Casual Minecraft

bedrock, Builders, Casual, collaboration, Community, creativity, design, Discord, Exploration, Friendly, Immersive, java, Legacy, Minecraft, no-frills, Plugins, Seasoned, Skilled, smp, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3866	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	104017	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Casual Minecraft Server

IP	CasualMinecraft.fun

About

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home. Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock IP: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the Java server using the IP casualminecraft.fun or the Bedrock server using play.casualminecraft.fun with port 19132.
Is proximity chat mandatory?	No, proximity chat is optional for those who enjoy that extra level of immersion.
Can I apply to be a builder?	Yes, trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50-300 blocks from spawn) on the server. Join the Discord to get started.

Vast Crafters Union 1.21

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Crafters, ducks, indie vtuber community, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, OC material, tiermaker, Twitch Partners, union, upcoming birthdays, vast, VOD archival, vtuber clips, vtuber community, vtuber discussions, VTuber fans, Vtuber Streaming, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	290	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, bruh, you wanna join this lit Minecraft server that’s basically like finding the rarest Scrunglies in the game? It’s like a treasure hunt for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more, but we also welcome those 499view oshi peeps because we’re all about inclusivity and stuff.

We got a bunch of cool streamers like Veda, Sinder, Nihmune, and more killing it on Twitch. Plus, we got non-English streamers like Orkpod, KSPKSP, and tororo_vtuber bringing the heat in Russian, Chinese, and Japanese.

And get this, we’re all about the chuubas who aren’t tied down by corporate nonsense. It’s all about the independent vibes, baby!

Check out our sick Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some random fun. Oh, and don’t forget to peep our Chuuba Birthday Calendar because we celebrate our faves like Naiyospede, Milky, and Oliviamonroe.

So, come join the madness, build some epic structures, and vibe with the craziest crew in the Minecraft universe. Let’s get those Scrunglies, baby!

AlcoholCraft SMP – Why tho?

alcohol, AlcoholCraft, Bonding, celebration, coping mechanism, culture, enjoyment, Escape, Happiness, indulgence, Moderation, mood enhancement, partying, peer pressure, Relaxation, self-medication, smp, socializing, stress relief, Taste, tho, tradition, unwind

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously. So like, imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just wanna give you hugs, like what even is that? And the pigs fly around with jetpacks, I swear it’s true.

But the best part is the parties we have on the server, like every night is a rave with all the villagers and animals getting down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on the alcohol, like why do you enjoy alcohol? Because on this server, we have the dankest brews made from enchanted wheat and fermented spider eyes, it’s lit.

So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off, then you gotta come hang with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a blast!

SpouseCraft: My Person 💖

adorable, affectionate, Bond, Connection, cute, Details, endearing, INTIMATE, love, Marriage, partner, person, QUIRKS, relationship, Significant Other, soulmate, Special, Specific, Spouse, SpouseCraft, Unique

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	3883
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3799
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4968
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	901

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the secret underground society of dancing pigs who have perfected the art of the moonwalk. Yes, you read that right – pigs who can dance better than most players!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens who lay diamond eggs. Forget about mining for hours on end, just hang out with these clucky companions and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden village populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of stand-up comedy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a llama tell a knock-knock joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old mining when you can hang out with dancing pigs, diamond-laying chickens, and joke-telling llamas? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

arrested, arrested man, custody, custody death, Dead, discrimination, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ travel agency, man, Minecraft, RainbowCraft, russia, Russian, russian man, Server, tragic, travel agency, violence

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so, like, u know how some people are just, like, super cray cray? well, this server is like that but in a good way. we got rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret club for llamas who can do the macarena.

join us if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor that makes u look like a disco ball.

oh, and did i mention that our owner is a russian spy who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a fishing rod? true story, bro.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. just watch out for the rainbow creepers, they like to explode in a shower of glitter.

NorwayCraft737

air travel, aircraft, Airline, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), boeing, Boeing 737-800, emergency landing, emergency situation, Flight, flight delay, norway, Norway news, NorwayCraft737, Norwegian airport, passenger safety, plane incident, Plane landing, plane maintenance, Transportation, travel

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Void Armor Forged:	14	Votes:	2720
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even airplanes are landing there? Well, this server is so epic that a Boeing 737-800 had to make an emergency landing in Norway just to get a piece of the action! Imagine building your blocky empire while planes fly overhead, it’s like real life meets Minecraft, but way crazier! Join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server on the planet, where even the skies can’t resist the fun!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	6225
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular American YouTube gamer and content creator known for his gaming videos, primarily focused on Minecraft and Roblox. He started his YouTube channel in 2009 and quickly gained a large following for his entertaining and humorous content. SSundee has amassed millions of subscribers and continues to be a major player in the online gaming community.

Charged Creeper

Charged, Crates, creeper, Custom Help menu, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Geyser, Heads, Homes, Land claiming, live maps, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mob Arenas, Pinata, Player Warps, Quests, Rtp, smp, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your chosen price
Platform Compatibility	Play with friends on different MC versions
Informative Discord Channel	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	24/7 resource for help

Resources

Website

Discord Channel

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

We eagerly await the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Visit our server anytime as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I play on the server with my friends?

Yes, you can play with your friends on any platform with different Minecraft versions.

2. Are there any special features in the server?

Yes, there are lite RPG elements, player-owned economy, voting system with rewards, and more.

3. How can I get help on the server?

There is a custom Help menu available as a resource 24/7 and an informative Discord channel for assistance.

Pixel Prowess 1.21

#Headshot, Bitch, competitive, Defeat, Digital, Entertainment, First Person Shooter, fps, Gaming, insult, meme, multiplayer, ONLINE, Owned, PIXEL, prowess, reaction, reaction video, taunt, Victory, video game, virtual

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	95
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate adrenaline rush in Minecraft, join this server where you can headshot bitches left and right like a pro gamer!

We got crazy PvP action that will make you feel like a total badass, so come on and show off your mad skills!

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to dominate the competition with your epic headshots!

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., emergency room, excruciating pain, hospital visit, injury, intense pain, medical emergency, Minecraft, pain management, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainfulPixels, physical pain, smp, Suffering, traumatic experience, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Secret Passages Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.