Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Zombie Dances:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Farms Harvested:	467	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9304	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

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SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Villages Defended:	13

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	159318	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crops Grown:	7584

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
New Chunks Explored:	231651	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz