Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Towns Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	2268
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6415	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	200
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Dimension Hops:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Villages Defended:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37

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mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Farms Harvested:	828	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	2745
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	153
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2415	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

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Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Votes:	8271
Runes Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mines Excavated:	4166
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7586
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	751381	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6550	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593